A guy goes to the pub,

[pegasus]

A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend: "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."
His friend replies: "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"
"No, I never found her head."

[theyallslow]

that is so wrong.

[DeckerEnt]

And on soooo many levels.
Keith

[DeckerEnt]

I heard a good one. Why did the bar not have a nativity scene this christmas?
They couldn't find three wise men and there wasn't a virgin to be found anywhere!!
Keith

[Holly]

that is so wrong.


:lol: Agreed!