glassman
01-13-2008, 04:40 PM
Ethel was a bit of a Demon in her wheelchair, & loved to charge around the
nursing home, taking corners on one wheel & getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her & some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened & our Kooky Carl stepped out with his arm outstretched. "Stop!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him . "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, our Mental Matt popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel again dug around in her trusty handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it upto him. Matt nodded and said "That will do, on your way Ma'am thank you."
As Ethel neared the final corridor, our Crazy Cracker Craig Stepped out in front of her, Butt-naked, and holding his Junk in his hand.
"OH, Good Grief " Yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again!"
:sukit:
nursing home, taking corners on one wheel & getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her & some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened & our Kooky Carl stepped out with his arm outstretched. "Stop!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him . "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, our Mental Matt popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel again dug around in her trusty handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it upto him. Matt nodded and said "That will do, on your way Ma'am thank you."
As Ethel neared the final corridor, our Crazy Cracker Craig Stepped out in front of her, Butt-naked, and holding his Junk in his hand.
"OH, Good Grief " Yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again!"
:sukit: