AHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! [Archive]

Maximus

01-13-2008, 05:12 PM

Im at home babysitting and just got done changing THE POOPIEST, STINKIESTDiaper,EVER!!!!!

Wheeeww, at least I can breathe again!!:lol:

Blackpony

01-13-2008, 05:18 PM

I know what you mean. It seems my sons worst diapers are on the weekends. And his mother wont wake up and change them so her poor spouse who works hard all week and never gets to sleep in:mad:

Drivermod

01-13-2008, 05:28 PM

Im at home babysitting and just got done changing THE POOPIEST, STINKIESTDiaper,EVER!!!!!

Wheeeww, at least I can breathe again!!:lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol: Gotta love fatherhood

Pops Fun

01-13-2008, 05:33 PM

you will look back and smile!!

Maximus

01-13-2008, 05:37 PM

:lol::lol::lol::lol: Gotta love fatherhood

Oh I do. There will be more Dirty Diapers a day after my Bday!!:lol:

orangedemon331

01-13-2008, 05:45 PM

I am off work tomorrow!!! So I'll be stopping by, what ya got in the shop to work on???:bigthumb

glassman

01-13-2008, 05:46 PM

Im at home babysitting and just got done changing THE POOPIEST, STINKIESTDiaper,EVER!!!!!

Wheeeww, at least I can breathe again!!:lol:

Wonder where the kid gets it from?:fart:

Is it really babysitting when it's you kid???? :dunno:

Maximus

01-13-2008, 06:57 PM

OK, At what age do they learn to SHIT on the POTTY? AND WHERE DOES ALL THIS POO COME FROM!!! 30lb baby, 50lbs of POOOOOoooooo!!!!

Thats it, the wife is getting a phone call!!!:o

Jeff88coupe

01-13-2008, 07:29 PM

Like father....like daughter:fart::eek2::eek1:

MsBlkramair

01-13-2008, 09:08 PM

Is it really babysitting when it's you kid????[/B] :dunno:

THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY!!!!!!!

Maximus

01-13-2008, 09:14 PM

Ok all you future & soon to be parents....APPLE JUICE IS A LAXATIVE!!! DO NOT GIVE YOUR LIL ONE, 3 SIPPY CUPS OF THE STUFF!!!:lol::lol:

S197GT

01-13-2008, 09:28 PM

Ok all you future & soon to be parents....APPLE JUICE IS A LAXATIVE!!! DO NOT GIVE YOUR LIL ONE, 3 SIPPY CUPS OF THE STUFF!!!:lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

nkystanger

01-13-2008, 09:32 PM

Im at home babysitting and just got done changing THE POOPIEST, STINKIESTDiaper,EVER!!!!!

Wheeeww, at least I can breathe again!!:lol:

the joys of fatherhood....

by the way ...My mom used to get pissed at the old man for calling it babysitting while watching me and my brothers when we were younger. ha

85_SS_302_Coupe

01-13-2008, 09:38 PM

Hey Craig...i got this package-o-love from my son when he was 2 months old:

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee275/EVIL85SSP/Im000417.jpg

(i changed that to a direct link for those who really don't wanna see it...lol)

I know your pain all too well :barf:

1byafender

01-13-2008, 09:44 PM

Ok all you future & soon to be parents....APPLE JUICE IS A LAXATIVE!!! DO NOT GIVE YOUR LIL ONE, 3 SIPPY CUPS OF THE STUFF!!!:lol::lol:

It aint only apple, its all the juice family. U found out the hard way. :lol:

snotzs135

01-13-2008, 09:45 PM

those are the best ones to change i love it NOT REALLY but heres one for ya my son pooped in the tub on his grandma the other day can you say babyruth lol

Mista Bone

01-13-2008, 10:09 PM

Be careful, a despiteful spouse will use the poop as a weapon.

Like KNOWING feeding the kid something that will create an explosive diaper as she's leaving to go out with friends.

Yeah, I caught onto that. Payback was quite messy.

DeckerEnt

01-13-2008, 11:46 PM

I have changed a few whoppers in my time. I have three. Remember this and bring it up on her first date. LOL
Keith

aperacer

01-13-2008, 11:55 PM

Ok all you future & soon to be parents....APPLE JUICE IS A LAXATIVE!!! DO NOT GIVE YOUR LIL ONE, 3 SIPPY CUPS OF THE STUFF!!!:lol::lol:

i remember apple juice. the boy was in his swing.. you hear a horrid noise....he shot it up between his shoulder blades almost to the back of his neck... dont miss that at all... he is 13 now... soon he will be changing dads poo catcher....

Black Horse

01-14-2008, 12:09 AM

Wait until they overdose on grape juice and the poop comes out an awful green color.....~lol~ But then I'm sure Kevin can fill us in on even more details (wondering what he was like as a baby)

Black Horse

01-14-2008, 12:10 AM

he shot it up between his shoulder blades almost to the back of his neck.....

Damn how I hate "blowouts" :eek2::lol:

RACEME

01-14-2008, 06:58 AM

just when you think they could not possibly produce anything worse than the previous diaper....WHAMMOO...better make sure you have plenty of wipes!

Mista Bone

01-14-2008, 10:28 AM

my payback to the wife, she thought the boy was done.....he wasn't!

During the middle of the diaper change, he let go another bomb.

She stopped buying apple juice after that.

mustangboy

01-14-2008, 11:02 AM

Trust me if it all stays in the diaper it is not that bad. It is the ones that somehow manage to shoot all they way up their backs that are the bad ones. Then you not only have to change the diaper you gotta wash the clothes and give them a bath too. Those are definately the worst.

bestracing

01-14-2008, 01:03 PM

i remember apple juice. the boy was in his swing.. you hear a horrid noise....he shot it up between his shoulder blades almost to the back of his neck... dont miss that at all... he is 13 now... soon he will be changing dads poo catcher....

:lol: I'm sorry but I had to laugh at that. I've been there, thank god for shower wands :bigthumb

XTROOPR

01-14-2008, 01:42 PM

Congratulations, you are now a member of:
D.A.D= Dad's Against Diapers.....it's not just a job....IT'S A DOODEE!!!:lol:

mustangoutlaw

01-14-2008, 03:28 PM

Congratulations, you are now a member of:
D.A.D= Dad's Against Diapers.....it's not just a job....IT'S A DOODEE!!!:lol:

:bigthumb :lol:

I don't miss those days a bit! Have fun cracker!:D Like he said its your DOODEE!:lol: I needed a good laugh today. This thread cracks me up!

MsBlkramair

01-14-2008, 05:37 PM

My 2 year old always has to check out his work once you have cleaned him up. He says "I wanna needa see the nasty poopy." Too funny. Sometimes, for good measure he actually bends down to smell the "pile" as he calls it. Gross.

Maximus

01-14-2008, 05:44 PM

firestang70

01-14-2008, 06:48 PM

I remember changing the twins diapers. One would get changed and signal the other to let the holy stink flow. Then the second one would signal the first. Its a nasty cycle. I miss my kids being that young though.Just don't miss the poo.

dedpedal

01-15-2008, 07:54 AM

Ok, well I guess I wont be eating breakfast today.

firestang70

01-15-2008, 11:29 AM

Ok, well I guess I wont be eating breakfast today.
Try eating some chocolate pudding.:chicken:

dedpedal

01-15-2008, 01:36 PM

Chochlate pudding wouldnt bother me, its the butterstotch that reminds me of baby makins. And yes, Ive changed a few in my younger days, so I can laugh now at the guys who are just learning.

Maximus

01-15-2008, 02:58 PM

Its not too bad.
Whats bad...Cleaning the diaper off the floor after the dog got ahold of it and ate some of it.* Now thats nasty!!* Especially after awhile, I forget and the dog gives out kisses when I come home!!:eek::barf:

mustangoutlaw

01-15-2008, 03:03 PM

Maximus

01-15-2008, 03:15 PM

:barf: ok I just lost lunch, ate some of it, that is sick! Thanks Guy!

MUAHHAA:evilgrin:

Nothing like scattered POOPY STINKY Diaper all over the floor.:eek:

dedpedal

01-15-2008, 05:39 PM

MUAHHAA:evilgrin:

Nothing like scattered POOPY STINKY Diaper all over the floor.:eek:

Wait till Bodie thinks its a treat to bury a dirty diaper in your bed... WHILE YOURE ASLEEP!

95redstang

01-15-2008, 05:43 PM

I get to do this again at the end of June...Fun,fun, fun....My 3 year old, Brookelyn was really nasty...That girl had problems...:barf:

Maximus

01-15-2008, 05:58 PM

I get to do this again at the end of June...Fun,fun, fun....My 3 year old, Brookelyn was really nasty...That girl had problems...:barf:

LOL!! Whaaaa....Ill have TWO in Diapers:eek::lol:

95redstang

01-15-2008, 06:47 PM

LOL!! Whaaaa....Ill have TWO in Diapers:eek::lol:

2 in diapers is rough..I'm glad Hannah was potty trained when Brookelyn was born...That shit is expensive.....I'm not looking forward to buying the diapers and formula again....:doh:

Maximus

01-15-2008, 06:52 PM

2 in diapers is rough..I'm glad Hannah was potty trained when Brookelyn was born...That shit is expensive.....I'm not looking forward to buying the diapers and formula again....:doh:

Me neither.:lol:

bestracing

01-16-2008, 09:08 AM

LOL!! Whaaaa....Ill have TWO in Diapers:eek::lol:

I'd actually consider myself lucky if that had happened to me. Unfortunately I have only one and wish we could of had more. Still the prospect of having two with diapers is still scary. Guess you'll be buying a 33 Gallon trash can and turning it into an industrial diaper pail :lol::D