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Holly
01-08-2008, 09:54 AM
9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this
means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This
means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but it's a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for
the meaning of nothing..)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake. Sleep
lightly hide the kitchen utensils.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question,
or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying 'F**K YOU!!'

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
herself. This will later result in a man asking,
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

beefcake
01-08-2008, 10:02 AM
sounds about right to me, all except the woman being right thing

untamed
01-08-2008, 10:06 AM
Hey Holly, that is ALL so true. Well guys now you have no reason to say " I'm not a mind reader". You have just been informed.:D

Greg Seibert
01-08-2008, 05:53 PM
Those are so right on Holly. Wished I would have learned them earlier in life.:bigthumb

TARDY
01-08-2008, 06:10 PM
Back at ya Holly

words men use


Fine: Depends heavily on the context. A 'fine' after asking, say, "How was work?", means "It was fucked, I'm not interested in talking about it". Fine at the end of an argument, however, has the same connotations as when a woman would use it, but it is USUALLY SHOUTED LIKE THIS because us men have trouble using an inside voice when we're angry.
Five minutes: What is he doing? Videogames? Five minutes is about half an hour then, or until he finds the ever elusive 'next save point'. Getting ready for sex? Five minutes is two minutes. Preparing to leave? Five minutes means five minutes, and if you're not in the car in exactly five minutes you will find yourself under a veritable barrage of honking until you rectify the fact.

Nothing: Is largely a synonym for 'fine', though more resolute. A 'fine' can be challenged, a 'nothing' is completely off limits, and rather than signaling that an argument is forth coming, it should tell any man-savvy woman that whatever is wrong is not up for discussion with her, her mother, or anyone she is related to. Full stop. Period.

Go ahead: "I'm not interested in arguing with you anymore, do whatever the hell you want. See if I care!" Often accompanied by a #1.

Loud sigh: Sometimes with a curse, like 'Jesus Christ' or 'Fucking hell', this is a sign of frustration, and means, basically, "I so don't understand the issue here, what is she still pissed about? My conclusive rebuttals weren't enough for her?"
That's okay: This is a sign of disappointment. If a dude tells you 'that's okay' after you've just admitted something, it means his respect for you has taken a free fall and he's not sure what to say that won't insult you, despite his current feelings. If a guy is saying 'that's okay' a lot, you should examine your patterns and find out why.
Thanks: This depends largely on the context and intonation. Like eels and shotguns, 'thanks' is a slippery beast and by no means can be explained in one dot point. So I won't.
Whatever: "I'm over it. I'm not interested in arguing. I still think I'm right, but you know what? You don't, and I'm beyond caring. Fuck you." That's what 'whatever' means.
Don't worry about it, I got it: This isn't often used by men, but when uttered it holds the same connotations as "Stop asking if I need help, I am a MAN, I am more than capable of handling this shit myself". Women often challenge this, which can result in a #4 #5 combo, or, worse, a #1 followed up by an #8.

dedpedal
01-09-2008, 08:57 AM
Anytime I say Fine, Im usualy refering to Gene.

theyallslow
01-09-2008, 09:18 AM
thats great. the GF said that i should think about them more