mustang8998
12-23-2007, 07:55 PM
De Ebonics Crimmus Pome:
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus
And all ower da hood
ereybody wuz' sleepin',
Dey wuz sleepin' good.
We hunged up our stockings
An hoped like de' heck
That old Sanna Claus
Be bringin' our check.
All o'de fambily
Wuz layin in de beds
While Ripple and Thunderbird
Danced through dey heads.
I passed out inna' flo
Right nex to my Maw
When I heard sech a fuss
I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"
I looked out thru de bars
That covered my doe
'spectin' de sheriff
Wif a warrant fo sho.
And what did I see
I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
Ther' wuz a huge watta' mellon
Pulled by giant warf rats!!
Now ober all de years
Sanna Clause, he be white
But looks liken us bros
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.
Faster dan a Po'lees car
My home boy he came
He whupped on dem warf rats
An' called dem by name!
On Leroy, on 'Lonzo,
And on Willie Lee,
On Saphire, on Chenequa,
Dey wuz a site to see!!
As he landed dat watta' mellon
Out der in da skreet
I knowed it was fo' sho'
Da damndest site I ebber did see.
He didn't go down no chimbley
He picked da' lock on my doe
An' I sez to myself
"Shit!! He done dis befoe!!!"
He had dis big bag
Full of prezents I 'xpect
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold
To wear roun' my neck.
But he left no good prezents
Jus started stealing my shit
Got my drugs, got my guns
Even got my burglar's kit!!
Wit my stuff in de bag
Out da window he flewed
I woudda' tried to catched him
But he stoled my 'nife too!!
He jumped on dat watta' mellon
An' whipped out a switch
He wuz gone in a seccon'
Dat son of a bitch!!
Next year I be hopin'
Anutha Sanna we git
Cuz' diz here Sanna Claus
Jus' ain't werf a shit!!!
Marry Crimmus to all my homeboys and sistas!
:cool1:
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus
And all ower da hood
ereybody wuz' sleepin',
Dey wuz sleepin' good.
We hunged up our stockings
An hoped like de' heck
That old Sanna Claus
Be bringin' our check.
All o'de fambily
Wuz layin in de beds
While Ripple and Thunderbird
Danced through dey heads.
I passed out inna' flo
Right nex to my Maw
When I heard sech a fuss
I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"
I looked out thru de bars
That covered my doe
'spectin' de sheriff
Wif a warrant fo sho.
And what did I see
I said, "Lawd look at dat!!"
Ther' wuz a huge watta' mellon
Pulled by giant warf rats!!
Now ober all de years
Sanna Clause, he be white
But looks liken us bros
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.
Faster dan a Po'lees car
My home boy he came
He whupped on dem warf rats
An' called dem by name!
On Leroy, on 'Lonzo,
And on Willie Lee,
On Saphire, on Chenequa,
Dey wuz a site to see!!
As he landed dat watta' mellon
Out der in da skreet
I knowed it was fo' sho'
Da damndest site I ebber did see.
He didn't go down no chimbley
He picked da' lock on my doe
An' I sez to myself
"Shit!! He done dis befoe!!!"
He had dis big bag
Full of prezents I 'xpect
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold
To wear roun' my neck.
But he left no good prezents
Jus started stealing my shit
Got my drugs, got my guns
Even got my burglar's kit!!
Wit my stuff in de bag
Out da window he flewed
I woudda' tried to catched him
But he stoled my 'nife too!!
He jumped on dat watta' mellon
An' whipped out a switch
He wuz gone in a seccon'
Dat son of a bitch!!
Next year I be hopin'
Anutha Sanna we git
Cuz' diz here Sanna Claus
Jus' ain't werf a shit!!!
Marry Crimmus to all my homeboys and sistas!
:cool1: