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Black Horse
12-18-2007, 07:27 AM
Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off
For work leaving my husband in the house watching
The TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down
The road when my engine conked out and the car
Shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my
Husband's' help.

When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes. He was
In the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad,
Passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34
And we have been married for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he
Went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had
Come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd
Carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed,
And began CPR. When she awoke she immediately
Began thanking him and kissing him and he was
Attempting to break free when I came back. But when

I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on,
He broke down and admitted that he'd been having an
Affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I
Would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says
He has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.
I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the
Ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel
I can get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Mrs. Sheila Usk


Dear Sheila;

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be
Caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by
Checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is
Clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes
Onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves
The problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
Causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

Walter

dedpedal
12-18-2007, 07:57 AM
BWAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAHAAHAAA!
My kind of advice!

JonS
12-18-2007, 08:31 AM
That is awesome:lol:

ibstrokin
12-18-2007, 12:28 PM
I love it

92StangMan
12-18-2007, 09:37 PM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e234/92StangMan/Humour/AdviceColumn.jpg

Xowner
12-18-2007, 10:05 PM
hahaha thats funny stuff right there

k062693w
12-18-2007, 10:21 PM
Those are flipping hysterical, Thanks for giving me a laugh this evening!!!!!