mustangoutlaw
12-12-2007, 12:27 PM
> A couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's
> office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
>
> The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
>
> The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
> elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
>
> When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing
> wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming,
> he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
>
> The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist
> to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This
> happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has
> intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
>
> Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm
> sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
>
> The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's
> married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to
> my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton $139. We do it here
> for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
:rofl:
> office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
>
> The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
>
> The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
> elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
>
> When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing
> wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming,
> he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
>
> The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist
> to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This
> happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has
> intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
>
> Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm
> sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
>
> The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's
> married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to
> my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton $139. We do it here
> for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
:rofl: