dedpedal
12-02-2007, 07:26 PM
So here I am. Sitting here in front of the computer because Amy (the love of my life) is doing something to Beths hair. it stinks. I think Id rather put my face on some meth chicks asshole than smell this. They are sitting in there making fun of me every chance they get (not many) and dyeing Beths hair. I hope it turns green. Mabbe I wont ever have to deal with this again. Naaa I dont thnk they are that5 with it.
On to other things. I had to tint a car for a friend today. Talk about a pain in the ass. This thing had just been painted and Ill be damned if I have ever seen such a mess on the glass (jk dude). I think Ive had better orgasms that this car has had good miles. It left and did a cool spin (in the rain) and let me know that the lights didnt work on the rear of the car.
Im rambling. Let me tell you about the Fall Swap Meet. You ever get that feeling like youre gonna pinch off a loaf only to find a peanut stuck in the sphincter muscle? Yea, I had that. I walked for hours with that rubbing iratable ass feeling. Walking farts didnt help, grabbing my ass during a deal didnt help (but it helped seal the deal) and a quick visit to the crapper didnt do it either. The only thing that helped was the cool feeling of an ice cream cone rubbed up against my anal orriface.
Damn. a woman getting her hair done must be one of the worst images for the male mind. Im sitting here looking at a normaly pretty woman in a rubber hat with half of her hair hanging out. I got scared as a kid when I saw my future( now ex) sister in law have a house dropped on her. This is worse. Someone needs to tell these women that it isnt cool.
ah well. Fugg it. Im going to find some porn to look at and forget this night.
Mabbe Ill have a wet dream. Wont be the first time and I doubt the last.
Kepp you stick zipped
Kev
On to other things. I had to tint a car for a friend today. Talk about a pain in the ass. This thing had just been painted and Ill be damned if I have ever seen such a mess on the glass (jk dude). I think Ive had better orgasms that this car has had good miles. It left and did a cool spin (in the rain) and let me know that the lights didnt work on the rear of the car.
Im rambling. Let me tell you about the Fall Swap Meet. You ever get that feeling like youre gonna pinch off a loaf only to find a peanut stuck in the sphincter muscle? Yea, I had that. I walked for hours with that rubbing iratable ass feeling. Walking farts didnt help, grabbing my ass during a deal didnt help (but it helped seal the deal) and a quick visit to the crapper didnt do it either. The only thing that helped was the cool feeling of an ice cream cone rubbed up against my anal orriface.
Damn. a woman getting her hair done must be one of the worst images for the male mind. Im sitting here looking at a normaly pretty woman in a rubber hat with half of her hair hanging out. I got scared as a kid when I saw my future( now ex) sister in law have a house dropped on her. This is worse. Someone needs to tell these women that it isnt cool.
ah well. Fugg it. Im going to find some porn to look at and forget this night.
Mabbe Ill have a wet dream. Wont be the first time and I doubt the last.
Kepp you stick zipped
Kev