My Girlfriends

[Black Horse]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

[5.0calypso93lx]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

:lol::lol:

[Paul408Notch]

:lol: I totally didn't see that one coming.

[kennebellcobra]

Good one:bigthumb

[theyallslow]

i think thats how all good tails end.

[mach_u]

:lol: I skipped right to the last part I guess! ;)

[331TwistedWedge]

tits are great :bigthumb

[mustangboy]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DeckerEnt]

tits are great :bigthumb

2nd that here. Just wish my ........
Keith

[manley]

I just need to change a couple of the ages around and it fits. LOL.

[Blacksunshine]

Thats funny

[shep]

motor boatin son of a bitch....

[transman]

great story:bigthumb

[jdubya]

I skipped right to the girl with big tits. :D

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Big bewbies > stability and all that crap