Black Horse
10-22-2007, 01:42 PM
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its
final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain.
We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for
flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Tampa?"
"Well, " says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the
hotel and take a big crap.... then I'm gonna take that new cabin attendant
with the huge boobs out for dinner..... then I'm gonna wine and
dine her, take her back to my room and you can guess the rest."
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins
looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new attendant.
Meanwhile the new attendant is at the very back of the plane.
She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to the front of the plane and try to get the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an elderly lady's bag and down she goes.
The elderly lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta
take a shit first."
final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain.
We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank you for
flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay".
He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot says to the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Tampa?"
"Well, " says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the
hotel and take a big crap.... then I'm gonna take that new cabin attendant
with the huge boobs out for dinner..... then I'm gonna wine and
dine her, take her back to my room and you can guess the rest."
Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins
looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new attendant.
Meanwhile the new attendant is at the very back of the plane.
She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to the front of the plane and try to get the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an elderly lady's bag and down she goes.
The elderly lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta
take a shit first."