Its Ranting time....

[Maximus]

Looks like I cant Rant in the Admins area anymore, so I guess Im back to ranting to everyone on SBZ.
So stay tuned for some un-PC stuff and exactly how I feel on certain iussues:lol::lol:

[theyallslow]

can't wait...this will be good.

[MrsAPE]

Been needing some new reading material.
:popcorn:

[mustangboy]

Let er rip, things have been a little boring around here lately.:evilgrin:

[cobrajoe]

oh shit!!!:eek: This should be good! (my best announcer voice) "Coming to you live from SBZ radio its Maximum Overdrive show!!! Starring Maximus "Spewing all things worth Spewing about" and "any dumbass's that happen to be at the end of that spew!!" Brought to you by (insert beer brand)!

[Silver Bullet]

Ready to hear it.... maybe it will make u feel better!:AR15:

[Maximus]

Pfft I should post something that "someone" sent me. But it just shows how a person can be so narrow minded and not thinking clearly. :(


But I will Rant one thing.
This place use to be about Hanging out and meeting new people. But it just seems like now its, "Lets meet and Ill sell you something." or a "Jerry Springer" episode;)
I guess thats not a bad thing if that is what is the goal, but to hide behind false pretenses, well its wrong.
(Now mind you, this is MY opinion and not anyone elses, at least in public:))

What else.....
I HATE when leaves fall. You spend 4-6 hours on your one and only day off to rake the dam things, and your LOW RENT neighbor lets his blow into your yard. Now the ultimate thing would be to rake em all up and dump them into his yard. But they would just blow back into yours again. SO what do you do?:mad:
Ive come up with an idea. Rake up all the POO that your dog had dropped into your yard, dump into Low Rents yeard. When he comes out screaming about it, just tell em you were trying to put weight down on his leaves so that they wouldnt come into your freshly raked yard.:lol:

Oh well, Im sure Ill have some more later.:angel:

[Mr.Moontang]

This should be better than cable...

[transman]

i cant wait :popcorn::drunk:

[R825OH]

Damn leaves I'm just gonna let all mine fall and bring them to Craigs house,if he has his neighbors, may as well have mine too!

[Maximus]

DAMN YOU GUY!!!:lol:

How about we all get ALL our leaves together, go to some big field, put em all in a pile, and BURN EM!!!!! Light the Damn things up so everyone can see the flames! (hopefully there is no wind:eek:) Then run away like school girls, or EMO guys!!!!:lol:

[R825OH]

NO nO not the emo guy! I'd rather run awat like a little girl:lol::lol:
oh yeah I gotta REAL BIG OAK TREE:lol:

[bobtsgt]

I have about 100 skids down at work that we can burn as well. Someone tell Bryan to bring the lighter :D

[cstreu1026]

I have two dead pine trees we can toss on the fire as well.

Anyone got a picnic table?

[Blacksunshine]

Dont rake the yard....Let the leaves fall where they may. Then in Spring your grass is dead before it even gets a chance to live .:lol: This will allow more time at the drags...:bigthumb
Yard work sucks....:mad:

[Sharad]

I like blacksunshine's plan!

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Dont rake the yard....Let the leaves fall where they may. Then in Spring your grass is dead before it even gets a chance to live .:lol: This will allow more time at the drags...:bigthumb
Yard work sucks....:mad:



:wstupid: genius :lol:


In fact i might be inclined to rake the neighbor's grass INTO my yard!

[bobtsgt]

hell I just take my mower to the leaves. its natures way.

[R825OH]

Use my mower as fuel its got gas in it !!! LEAVES blahblahblah....

[Maximus]

And What THE #%*@ IS UP with texting nowadays??
I go threw the drivethrough window, chica is taking my money with one hand and texting with the other.
I go to Petsmart, chic is texting and trying to take my money.
Liquor store, Older lady is, you guessed it TEXTING!!

I shouldve told them, here TEXT this.....
KMA!!:mad:

[Mista Bone]

I never bothered how to figure out texting on my phone, yet dipshits still send me text messages.

Hey stoopid, instead of all the thumb work, hit the DIAL button and call me.

[Maximus]

I never bothered how to figure out texting on my phone, yet dipshits still send me text messages.

Hey stoopid, instead of all the thumb work, hit the DIAL button and call me.
I think that is the FIRST, Intelligent thing I have ever read from you.
Good job:bigthumb:lol:

[cstreu1026]

I agree. I hate when people send me text messages. You already have the phone in your hand just hit the damn send button.

[bobtsgt]

yeah. and some of us have to pay for those damn things. I'm keeping a tab on everyone that sends me txt. I bill at the end of the year :D

[theyallslow]

I think that i have sent you a few bob.

[bobtsgt]

yeah you have and I'm adding them up :lol:

[Holly]

I HATE when leaves fall.

I wish I had leaves to deal with, instead, I get pine needles!

THEY SUCK! They leave green slime on the side of my freshly scrubbed house. :mad: And they make my grass NOT grow.

[theyallslow]

yeah you have and I'm adding them up :lol:

Add one more...hehe:lol:

[Sharad]

LOL! "KMA MFR!!!" print that on a plain white card and distribute them appropriately.

[MrsAPE]

Now now boys, some people have to text because they can't just talk on the phone. I get what your saying though. Think it was years before oldest child even knew she could talk on her phone. :)

[95redstang]

I wish I had leaves to deal with, instead, I get pine needles!

THEY SUCK! They leave green slime on the side of my freshly scrubbed house. :mad: And they make my grass NOT grow.

I use to have those pine needles until I cut both pine trees down about 2 months ago. Now I just have leaves to deal with. I can't stand raking leaves...

[331TwistedWedge]

I think that is the FIRST, Intelligent thing I have ever read from you.
Good job:bigthumb:lol:

:lol:

[Black92LX]

And What THE #%*@ IS UP with texting nowadays??
I go threw the drivethrough window, chica is taking my money with one hand and texting with the other.
I go to Petsmart, chic is texting and trying to take my money.
Liquor store, Older lady is, you guessed it TEXTING!!

I shouldve told them, here TEXT this.....
KMA!!:mad:

I would be requesting to speak to managers. No Doubt.

[cobrajoe]

.
Liquor store, Older lady is, you guessed it TEXTING!!

Nah Dude! The old lady was putting it in VIBRATE mode!!!:lol: Probably only action she's seeing!!!

[mustang8998]

I hate stopping by the local speed shop, to order parts and the owner and his part time help, are out to lunch! :rolleyes:

[Maximus]

Damn guy, I gots to eats:lol:

[bobtsgt]

Damn guy, I gots to eats:lol:
Isn't that what Jason is for :D

[dedpedal]

These guys are out to lunch permanantly!

[Mista Bone]

I hate stopping by the local speed shop, to order parts and the owner and his part time help, are out to lunch! :rolleyes:

just text him :)

:popcorn:

[mustang8998]

Isn't that what Jason is for :D

He's supposed to eat Jason...... DUDE! :rolleyes:

[bobtsgt]

He's supposed to eat Jason...... DUDE! :rolleyes:
I ment Jason makes a good food runner and the cleaning biotch is never there when you need him :rolleyes:

[mustang8998]

I ment Jason makes a good food runner and the cleaning biotch is never there when you need him :rolleyes:

Maybe the cleaning biotch, is out getting food.

[Maximus]

Damn, yall are harsh. This I give to you:fart:

[Maximus]

And Another thing...
Those Damn "speed signs" on I-75 in KY. They are WAAAAAY off!! I know I was doing more than 86!!!:mad::AR15:

[Mista Bone]

first one I went past just at the start of the hill said I was going 72, Civic was barely going 60!!!!!

:doh:

[BigBadStang]

first one I went past just at the start of the hill said I was going 72, Civic was barely going 60!!!!!

:doh:

thats what Honda got sued for.
:lol::lol::lol:








it was actually for "fast" odometers, but i couldnt resist!

[dedpedal]

I havent been able to hit 75 when theres not someone else going faster.

[mustang8998]

Those signs, like all radar, pick-up the largest target.