Giving More Than 100%

[mustang8998]

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[R825OH]

Man thats why I'm not gettin anywhere. Because I won't kiss ass and blow anyone any bullshit,dammiit thats what I get for having ethics:bigthumb

[Greg Seibert]

:confused:Unfortunately, everywhere I've worked since 1969, all of the above holds true.:rolleyes:

[Demonracer]

So so true

[snotzs135]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::bigthumb:cool1:

[Silver Bullet]

Yep! LOL:lol:

[99Slobra]

hahahaaha.

Its like people that say "There is no I in team. But there is a "ME".

[Blacksunshine]

I think that's our company policy. Kiss ass or you will suck forever. lol

[theyallslow]

I know what you are saying. I have had this job for about 6 maybe 7 weeks now, and every day I get to work someone in my office takes something off my desk today it was the mouse to the computer. pay backs a bitch.

[bobtsgt]

they take your mouse, you take one wheel of their car. its an even trade :D

[theyallslow]

I fliped all the screens on there monitors. and my boss said that if i dont get my mouse back i can take one wheel off each of there chairs.