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Black Horse
09-26-2007, 09:29 AM
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

MrsAPE
09-26-2007, 09:31 AM
:cheers: LOL...I knew it!
It's for our health!!

beefcake
09-26-2007, 09:53 AM
lol, excellent!

Pops Fun
09-26-2007, 11:30 AM
:lol: Hard to phantom

theyallslow
09-26-2007, 11:39 AM
never new i would need another reason to drink.

DeckerEnt
09-26-2007, 11:55 AM
I have too many reasons already but one more can't hurt. LOL
Keith