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dedpedal
09-04-2007, 08:49 AM
This sold me on the idea. I'm off the the dollsar store to buy a doxen or so.



Good Bachelor Housekeeping Tip
.

Always keep several

get well cards on the mantle...
So if unexpected guests arrive,
They will think you've been sick

and unable to clean
MrsAPE
09-04-2007, 02:21 PM
:rofl: cute
Mista Bone
09-04-2007, 03:45 PM
how long you have to be sick with 1/4" off dust on everything?
Black Horse
09-04-2007, 04:17 PM
My "Vistors Will Be Shot" doormat seems to keep everyone away.....especially with the red tint I spilled on the porch
5.0calypso93lx
09-04-2007, 04:44 PM
My "Vistors Will Be Shot" doormat seems to keep everyone away.....especially with the red tint I spilled on the porch

Except when I come walking up to your front door asking to borrow your brake bleeder! lol :lol:
bcoh5gt
09-04-2007, 05:25 PM
good idea, I'm going to buy some too.
dedpedal
09-04-2007, 06:40 PM
My "Vistors Will Be Shot" doormat seems to keep everyone away.....especially with the red tint I spilled on the porch

That only works for keeping the Wittness's out of the yard. Well, that and running around naked with a butcherknife and speaking in strange languages.
Mr.Moontang
09-04-2007, 07:51 PM
:fart: