Dedpedal pick-up lines...

[PonymanfiveO]

As you all may or may not know, our friend Kev Bauer is what you would call a "pick-up artist". Back in the day when we both were single and wild, he taught me everything I know about picking up women. Here are a few of his best pick up lines...


1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a Keystone Light away.

8) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

9) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

10) Your eyes are as blue as a Keystone Light can.

11) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.


and the one that won Amy's heart...
12) "Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up".

[Stangman]

Wow! that is awesome! :lol:

[MrsAPE]

:rofl: good one...

[dedpedal]

Matty, I love you like a little brother. That sooooooooo just hit the nail on the head. I spent a night talking to Amy (the love of my life) on messenger and all my dirty talk was about car parts.

bent axle, hardend crank, big lift camshaft... you get the point (AMY GOT THE BLUNT END).

['92Stang]

#9 just might work:lol:

[dedpedal]

#9 just might work:lol:
Only if your a pediphile... oh wait, thats a pretty big word for a 10 year old!

[kennebellcobra]

Now them are some great pickup lines:lol::lol:

[mustang8998]

I've tried every one of those lines, but damnit, no luck.

Probably because I'm not as good looking as Kev. :rolleyes:

[VuNiT3]

Those are hilarious! Those pick up lines worked for me, and we've been together for almost 2 years now. He sure does have a way with words:rolleyes:

[glassman]

:rofl: :bigthumb
That is some good shit, my side hurts.

Matt, I used a few of them before a golf outing and do they work. :lol:

Do not under estimate the power of the Keystone sponsored master pick up artist.;)

[pegasus]

you forgot

nice legs what time do they open

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

So, do you like fat guys with no money?

Here is $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

Be unique and different, say yes

[91lxnos]

sweet!!!!!!!!!!! I may have to try some.

[Timido]

"If that 20$ bill doesnt please her nothing will"

[Greg Seibert]

bent axle, hardend crank, big lift camshaft... you get the point (AMY GOT THE BLUNT END).[/QUOTE]

Kev, I have it from a good source that it was more like:

twisted axle, bent crank, soft lobe, incorrect break-in lubricant, loose thrust plate........:lol::lol::lol:

[bcoh5gt]

bent axle, hardend crank, big lift camshaft... you get the point (AMY GOT THE BLUNT END).

Kev, I have it from a good source that it was more like:

twisted axle, bent crank, soft lobe, incorrect break-in lubricant, loose thrust plate........:lol::lol::lol:[/QUOTE]

That's funny shit!!!!!:lol::lol::lol: poor Kev, you could probably get most of those parts new over at "pepgirls"

[dedpedal]

Yall's just jealous that I have the greatest woman on Earth and you DONT!

[dedpedal]

Maybee I should cry and have Amy defend me. She CAN you know.

[beefcake]

Matty, I love you like a little brother. That sooooooooo just hit the nail on the head. I spent a night talking to Amy (the love of my life) on messenger and all my dirty talk was about car parts.

broke piston, oil leak, short stroke... you get the point (AMY WAS LEFT STRANDED).

it's ok, maybe it'll run better some day

[Silver Bullet]

Funny stuff..... LOL

[Buckeye]

All these new pick up lines to try and you guys are getting ready to go on a road trip to col. Hmmmm