mustang8998
08-16-2007, 10:07 PM
A man
is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the
next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve
to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it
out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry,"
the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"I'm sure
that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner to make it up to
you," she says.
They
enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre
followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he
listens, he shares his and she listens.
After paying for
everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap
and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful
time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with
all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been
SO incredible!
"You
know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you
meet? "
"No," she replies. . . . . .
"You
just happened to catch my eye."
(oh
shut up, and just forward it!)
:lol:
is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the
next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve
to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it
out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry,"
the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"I'm sure
that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner to make it up to
you," she says.
They
enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre
followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he
listens, he shares his and she listens.
After paying for
everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap
and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful
time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with
all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been
SO incredible!
"You
know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you
meet? "
"No," she replies. . . . . .
"You
just happened to catch my eye."
(oh
shut up, and just forward it!)
:lol: