LOL! Just found someone's porno mag stash in my apartment!

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Oh man, this is too funny. I live in this apartment building....it's pretty old, i think it was built in the mid '70s. Anyways it's got florescent lighting in the kitchen, and one of the lights was flickering so i figured i'd pull off the light panel and see if maybe it's just loose. So i do so but i can't reach the light...so i get a chair, and get up there and look around. To my surprise there's this big open space all above my kitchen ceiling. Huh....pretty cool....i wonder if there's anything hidden up here?? So i start poking my head around up there and first i spot an old screw driver....cool i guess. Then right next to my head i spot it....i know exactly what it is as soon as i catch a glimpse of it and i know exactly why it's up here....P0RNO MAG STASH!

This sucker must date back to at least the early '80s. It's covered in about 1/8 inch of dust and doesn't seem to have any kind of date or publication kind of info anywhere on it. It's just hardcore Hustler style porn from front to back, full of hairy dudes and even hairier chicks :lol: The title seems to be "Tigress" as that's printed in big orange letters on the front, and says in small print along the top page:

"NUMBER ONE_____________FOR SALE TO ADULTS ONLY_____________$12.50"


And then says ALL COLOR down on the bottom. Inside along with the pics is a story to go along with the action (like who's got time to read?) but there's nothing in it about any kind of publication.


Pretty cool huh? :lol:

[Stangman]

Wow! that is freakin hillarious!!!!!! i wonder what else is hiding in the walls and ceiling of that place?!?!?!?

And damn! $12.50?!?!?! thats pretty damn expensive... even for the 80's!!! must be cuz they switched to color :rofl:

[stangman_5]

Thats awesome I found a buch of old ones in my cousins apartment too only they were not as old.:lol:

[95redstang]

"Do you want to sell them?" "Shit no, I cherish them" I actually use them a lot" How do you use a magazine? A friend of mine showed me a really cool trick.."do you ever bop your bologna? From one of the greatest movies ever..National Lampoons Vacation...:lol:

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

After i found the mag i started searching like crazy.....in the back of my mind i was dreaming about finding a wad of cash or somethin...lol

[95redstang]

After i found the mag i started searching like crazy.....in the back of my mind i was dreaming about finding a wad of cash or somethin...lol

Hairy snatch is turning you delusional..:lol:

[stroked4eyes]

After i found the mag i started like crazy.....in the back... wad of somethin...lol


Gross dude!

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Gross dude!

:eek: I wonder if i should be touching it!

[Stangman]

uh oh... now you done it... spreading the supergerm of the 80's!!! youve doomed us all :lol:

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Why couldn't there have been a $100 bill stuck in one of the pages???? :D

It's not even good porn by today's standards....they're all sickly skinny and flat chested and hairy and pimply and their hair (all of it) is all frizzy. :(


Also from reading the first line of text i'm gonna say it's from the early '80s because it talks about "the world of sex in the '50s 60s and 70s compared to the world of sex today" so i think that hints to the '80s.

[mach_u]

... and hairy and pimply and their hair (all of it) is all frizzy. :(
Don't let Kevin see this - We know he's likes all the hairy stuff! :lol:

[craigels]

in the back of my mind i was dreaming about finding a wad of cash or somethin...lol

I'm sure you'll find a wad of something... but it won't be cash!


Craig

[dedpedal]

I want to see this sometime. Im all about furry chicks. Hell, I even told someone special that Id rather her to have some fur than a bald beaver.

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

I want to see this sometime. Im all about furry chicks. Hell, I even told someone special that Id rather her to have some fur than a bald beaver.



It's all yours for the cover price :lol:


Who knows, might even be a collector's item by now..

[PonymanfiveO]

bow-chica-wow-wow!

[pegasus]

[QUOTE=85_SS_302_Coupe;296478]Why couldn't there have been a $100 bill stuck in one of the pages???? :D

It's not even good porn by today's standards....they're all sickly skinny and flat chested and hairy and pimply and their hair (all of it) is all frizzy. :(

QUOTE]

air brushing has come along way since the 80's with mac and photo shop

[Black92LX]

that happened in college once. well kind of.

My buddy had the top bunk and we scared the shit out of him one night. He ended up hitting his head on the ceiling. Drop ceiling style. He said damn this panel is heavy for a drop ceiling. So we take it down to find a bunch of wood piled on it. Take the flash light up there scan around and see a box in the opposite corner.
Pull the box down. We recognize the name it was the fella that lived in the room prior. So we open the box to find a huge dried up peice of shit! Someone had shit in a box and mailed it to him.
We then propmtly delivered it to his new abode:bigthumb

[ADaughen]

When my buddy finished his basement he sealed a newly issued playboy in the wall. It is wrapped in two layers of plastic and everything.


My wife wrote on the insulation in the wall I just put up. :rolleyes:



On topic though...

You know who ever it was was probably wacking it in the kitchen when his mom/gf came over and he HAD to hide it somewhere. Probably forgot about it.

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

When my buddy finished his basement he sealed a newly issued playboy in the wall. It is wrapped in two layers of plastic and everything.


My wife wrote on the insulation in the wall I just put up. :rolleyes:



On topic though...

You know who ever it was was probably wacking it in the kitchen when his mom/gf came over and he HAD to hide it somewhere. Probably forgot about it.


Yeah i'm sure it was the kid of the house. Who knows how long it's been up there. I actually showed my mom (i know....but she's a cool mom lol) and she got a good laugh out of it. She said it's definitely early early '80s judging by the hair styles.