any secrets how to get out of jury duty

[plated]

my g/f has jury duty baaawaaaaaa:lol: is there any ways of getting out of it

[DeckerEnt]

Pay attention to what kind of case it is and portray yourself as someone who would vote to one extreme or the other. One of the attornys will reject you.
Keith

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Yeah just act like a crazy psycho in the interview :lol:

[PaulFiveOh]

Lol its true.

Say you and the defendant hooked up and preformed sadomasochistic sex acts together...

oh haha.

[Dirtyd0g]

Just declare you are racist,sexist,homophobic and an extreme atheist. If they still let you in just start screaming guilty. Because if thats the peers they need I'm sure the person did it.
Alan

[Paul408Notch]

Tell her to pee on herself.

[PaulFiveOh]

If they still let you in just start screaming guilty.

HAHAHAHA I just LOLd

[Mista Bone]

easiest.........when she is asked if she reads and ojectionable magazines tell her to say Playboy.

Worked for mom........and it's the truth!

[RACEME]

My wife was preggo when she got chosen. She sent in a letter that explained that she was due about the time the trial was, and they never asked her to reschedule.

[Gene]

Answering the questions with crazy answers will keep you off a jury, but it won't get you out of jury duty. She'll just have to stay down in the jury pool and hang out for the two weeks.

FWIW, I had jury duty last fall, and it wasn't a big deal. Of the two weeks that I was supposed to serve, I only had to be there 4 days.

[Rich]

All you need to say is... "Why are we here, if the police arrested him/her, they must be guilty...right?"

[poncho2001]

I served on the grand jury two yrs ago. I was an alternate and only served for one month out of the three . I actually found it very interesting and educational.

[aangel]

... be careful... remember that case a few years ago when the chic lied about jury duty and the judge busted her butt for perjury... don't "say" anything that may incriminate or come back to bite you in the azz... The hubby has been called twice--once didn't have to serve and the second time he straight up told them, look I'm missing a full days salary every day I'm in here and you people are wasting my time and taking food out of my children's mouths... he didn't have to serve.

[Mista Bone]

mom wasn't lying about the Playboys.......been getting them for over 30 year.....

[aangel]

:D ...okay....

A) Your mom gets them and passes them along to dad?

or

B) Your mom gets them and enjoys the content for her own personal pleasure?

or

C) Your mom gets them and she and dad enjoy them together for their personal pleasure?

Inquiring minds want to know... :lol:

[Mista Bone]

A and B for sure

She like Sci-Fi short stories, remember the magazine OMNI?

C, dad died in 1996, dunno what they did in their privacy before that.

Yes, I still read them for the jokes, not a fan of the "hairless" look on the models.

Right now, issues are saved for the HVAC crew, the dad and son both have 502 BBC Chevelles.

BTW, there are great stories and jokes in Playboy.......and yes when I was a teeny bopper I bopped to it.

Got busted "borrowing" the Bo Derek "10" issue. I believe that issue also had a story about the CRAZYS in England doing the first bungie jumps.

[mach_u]

Yes, I still read them for the jokes, not a fan of the "hairless" look on the models.
Ewww!!! The 70's have come and gone - nobody wants to see buckwheat in a leg lock anymore! :barf:

[dedpedal]

Ewww!!! The 70's have come and gone - nobody wants to see buckwheat in a leg lock anymore! :barf:


And contrary to popular belief, I dont want my womans cooch lloking like Brittany Spears OR a third grader.;)

[venomous_svt]

Pay attention to what kind of case it is and portray yourself as someone who would vote to one extreme or the other. One of the attornys will reject you.
Keith

If you tell them you are biased they will reject you for jury duty...they do it all the time

[Goldenpony]

Tell them somebody in your family is a lawyer - you'll be outta there like poop through a goose. :lol:

[blueoval4ever]

All you need to say is... "Why are we here, if the police arrested him/her, they must be guilty...right?"

Funny story, a friend of mine had to serve as a public defender as part of his job at the firm he worked for. He never had any crimal law education since he had no intentions of practicing that type of law. So before going to trial, his boss informs him, "Don't worry, they are all guilty so you can't f*** this up" :bigthumb

[wht_stang]

well you can do what my grandfather has done just act like you've got a hard time hearing everything make them repeat all the questions 2 or 3 times

[flyin2jz]

just walk in and say to the people around u "who we hangin today" got me right out of it. They ushered me out, :cool1:

[95redstang]

PMS. That's all that needs to be said...