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dedpedal
08-02-2007, 06:04 PM
Steve will love this one.


Four married guys go fishing.

After an hour, the first guy says, "You have no idea what I had to do
to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife
that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

The second guy says: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I
will build her a new deck for the new pool."

The third guy says: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not
said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you
had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

The fourth guy said: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am . When it went
off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or
Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block."
Foxxx5oh
08-02-2007, 06:19 PM
LMAO!! that is great!
Stang849
08-02-2007, 07:12 PM
Funny Funny!!!!! My wife even got a kick out of that one.
stangman_5
08-02-2007, 07:19 PM
:lol::lol::lol::bigthumb
MADMOD
08-02-2007, 09:31 PM
I should try those lines.....Instead of fishing mine would be for going to the track!:D
Pops Fun
08-02-2007, 09:59 PM
I like it !!
5.0Greaser
08-04-2007, 10:16 PM
Haha i dont care who you are thats funny right there haha.
MsBlkramair
08-07-2007, 05:32 AM
It wouldn't work in my house! ;)
08 Vette
08-07-2007, 06:15 AM
It wouldn't work in my house! ;)

I guess your out of Sun Block!:lol:
dedpedal
08-07-2007, 07:56 AM
It wouldn't work in my house! ;)

Around here, the reply is usualy sex THEN go fishing.Hmmm it just occured to me... I get to GO fishing SMELLING like fish.

That was way wrong on so many levels, Im sorry right now.
Jeff88coupe
08-07-2007, 08:34 AM
Around here, the reply is usualy sex THEN go fishing.Hmmm it just occured to me... I get to GO fishing SMELLING like fish.

That was way wrong on so many levels, Im sorry right now.


Ah..so that's the key to your fishing luck.....Stink Bait :eek: