Little Buckwheat‎...

[mach_u]

In 1932,a teacher in a one-room schoolhouse arrives one morning to find a
nice red apple on her desk with a tag tied to it saying T.O.T.

Knowing that she had some not-so-nice pranksters in her class, she
cautiously asked, "Can someone explain what T.O.T. means?" Mary in the
front row raised her hand to explain it means "To Our Teacher."

The next morning the teacher finds a bigger and prettier apple than the day
before. This time there is a tag with T.O.T.W.L. written on it. She asks
for an explanation for this note and little Johnny waves his hand to
explain, "That means "To Our Teacher With Love".

The next morning she arrives to find a great big watermelon sitting on her
desk with a tag saying " F.U.C.K."

Her jaw drops and she screams. "Who can explain this?"

Little Buckwheat in the back row raises his hand and says, that means,
"From Us Colored Kids.

[5.0calypso93lx]

:lol::lol: I'm dead honest laughing out loud right now!!

[R825OH]

My boss was looking at me like I am crazy

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Damn dude that's an old school joke...i remember that one when i was a kid. Still pretty funny though!

[1badasp]

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare & walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition.' Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, "Clean my house."

[MrsAPE]

LOL on both!! tears on the first one. thinking very smart idea on the second one!!

['92Stang]

O'tay AJ good one:lol: