My next life

[kennebellcobra]

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better everyday.

Then you get kicked out for being to healthy.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on the first day.

You work 40 years until you're to young to work.

You get ready for High School, drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous

Then you become a baby and spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions-central heating, room service on tap.

You finish off as an orgasm:D

[Foxxx5oh]

shit son! where do i sign up for this!!

[nordi]

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better everyday.

Then you get kicked out for being to healthy.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on the first day.

You work 40 years until you're to young to work.

You get ready for High School, drink alcohol, party and you're generally promiscuous

Then you become a baby and spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions-central heating, room service on tap.

You finish off as an orgasm:D


Call me crazy, but did you listen to Bob and Tom this morning??

Nordi

[stangman_5]

That sounds like a pretty kick azz way to live.......... Right on man :bigthumb :lol:

[kennebellcobra]

Call me crazy, but did you listen to Bob and Tom this morning??

Nordi

No, why?

[Demonracer]

Sign me up for that also.:bigthumb

[Mista Bone]

damnit, my secret is out!

Yeah, just got asked to move to Detroit.....Job interview day after labor day.

BTW I'm 40, semi-retired trying to start my own business, living at home.

[Pops Fun]

Where does the line start :lol:

[glassman]

Where does the line start :lol:

+1 :)

[nordi]

No, why?

A comedian was on there talking about the same thing:bigthumb

Nordi