Black Horse
07-18-2007, 08:47 AM
A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices
a little girl riding down the sidewalk in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by
her dog and her cat. The firefighter walks out to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," he says admiringly. "Thanks, Mister
Firefighter," the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and
notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's
testicles. "Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell
you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar I think you could go faster!" The little girl replies sweetly,
"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.
a little girl riding down the sidewalk in a little red wagon with little
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by
her dog and her cat. The firefighter walks out to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," he says admiringly. "Thanks, Mister
Firefighter," the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and
notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's
testicles. "Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell
you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar I think you could go faster!" The little girl replies sweetly,
"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.