NKY for PowerFest!

[MADMOD]

Some of us are meeting up at Fillmoore's on 18 in Florence at 8AM and cruising up to powerfest together. So man/Woman up get your car ready and meet us there!

[Maximus]

Take some pictures!!:bigthumb

[craigels]

That's a little out of my way, probably just cath you all on the highway.


Craig

[OrangeStang04]

I will probably see ya'll there.....

[venomous_svt]

I might be down if the JLT gets here before then...I ordered it today so hopefully it will be here.

[bcoh5gt]

Everone that is actually going to show should post up so we know who to look for. We are pulling out at 8:15am latest.

[OrangeStang04]

Everone that is actually going to show should post up so we know who to look for. We are pulling out at 8:15am latest.

I will have my cracker ass there...

[Smithr66]

Y'all know i'm there!

[Sharad]

I might try to hook up with you guys on the way there. I probably will not be able to leave sooner than 7am IN SOMERSET (yikes) but I'm trying.

[95turbocharged]

i'll be there

[MADMOD]

i'll be there


You had better be!

[zippy94]

I'll be there. Hmmm, What should I drive?

[kennebellcobra]

I'll be there in the flammer

[MADMOD]

I'll be there. Hmmm, What should I drive?


Bring the PT....That thing has to be a bracket machine!

[venomous_svt]

My intake is in lexington and its scheduled to be here tomorrow...so if all goes well I should be able to swap it out, replace the front fender, and spark plugs thursday night/friday. Im hoping Ill be able to make it.


Y'all know i'm there!
Are you racing or watching?

[bcoh5gt]

I'll be there. Hmmm, What should I drive?

You better have the silver turd there:D

[Smithr66]

My intake is in lexington and its scheduled to be here tomorrow...so if all goes well I should be able to swap it out, replace the front fender, and spark plugs thursday night/friday. Im hoping Ill be able to make it.


Are you racing or watching?

I'm racing! I do believe we have a little score to settle on the track!:D So if you need a hand getting your car together, hit me me up.

[331TwistedWedge]

all you guys are a bunch of: sister banging, toothless, bare footed, hairy assed (:lol:) bow legged, flat footed ~ kentucky hillbillies ...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

see ya at powerfest :lol: :lol:

[MADMOD]

all you guys are a bunch of: sister banging, toothless, bare footed, hairy assed (:lol:) bow legged, flat footed ~ kentucky hillbillies ...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

see ya at powerfest :lol: :lol:


But we all have had more Ohio pussy on us than you have seen watching Asian Midget Porn.....:D

[331TwistedWedge]

But we all have had more Ohio pussy on us than you have seen watching Asian Midget Porn.....:D

:lol: i was cracking up when i wrote that ... you dont want any ohio pussy ~ its all dirty on this side of the river ... you have to cook it first :lol:

[venomous_svt]

I'm racing! I do believe we have a little score to settle on the track!:D So if you need a hand getting your car together, hit me me up.

If you need a hand pushing the 90 pds of cosmetic bullshit you did to your car across the line...Ill give you a hand.. :Dlol Just make sure you have your cell phone on you to tell me my quarter mile when you cross the 8th:flipoff:

[Smithr66]

I've got something for ya!:evilgrin:

[venomous_svt]

Just got the fender off...what a PITA! I need to write a how-to so no one has to guess where each bolt is! Plugs are gapped and ready to be put in! waiting on the big brown truck now! It said it was out for delivery at 3:05, so we will see!

what did you get a new butt plug? PM sent

[5.0calypso93lx]

:lol: i was cracking up when i wrote that ... you dont want any ohio pussy ~ its all dirty on this side of the river ... you have to cook it first :lol:

Speak for yourself old man :flipoff: :lol:

[331TwistedWedge]

Speak for yourself old man :flipoff: :lol:

i meant, you have to wash it before you cook it :lol:

[MADMOD]

i meant, you have to wash it before you cook it :lol:

Lmao...:lol:


If you need a hand pushing the 90 pds of cosmetic bullshit you did to your car across the line...Ill give you a hand.. :Dlol Just make sure you have your cell phone on you to tell me my quarter mile when you cross the 8th:flipoff:


Damn you just got called out Trent....:chicken: :Owned: :popcorn:

[bcoh5gt]

all you guys are a bunch of: sister banging, toothless, bare footed, hairy assed (:lol:) bow legged, flat footed ~ kentucky hillbillies ...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

see ya at powerfest :lol: :lol:

What a dick! :flipoff: you can't wash:cool1: that stuff off. I'll stay with the Ky women.

[331TwistedWedge]

What a dick! :flipoff: you can't wash:cool1: that stuff off. I'll stay with the Ky women.

how long does a girl in kentucky stay a virgin?

~ until her brother can catch her :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bcoh5gt]

how do you circumsize the guys in ohio

kick the sister in the chin:doh:

[331TwistedWedge]

how do you circumsize the guys in ohio

kick the sister in the chin:doh:


ah your pretty good :bigthumb

[PonymanfiveO]

Rickys not circumsized tho....his sister has no teeth.:flipoff: :bigthumb :sukit:

[Timido]

STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION
Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob
(last) (_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right


Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed


Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet


Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)


Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

__ Total number of vehicles you own
__ Number of vehicles that still crank
__ Number of vehicles in front yard
__ Number of vehicles in back yard
__ Number of vehicles on cement blocks


Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed


Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_


Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_) Rifle and Shotgun


___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable


Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)N/A


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man


How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know

[331TwistedWedge]

:lol: you are killing me ...... my stomach hurts .............

[venomous_svt]

LMAO That is sad but im alot of cases true! :)

[bcoh5gt]

:flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: That is .............. this needs to be in the whippin room or rants I cant cuss here LOL

[PonymanfiveO]

STATE OF KENTUCKY RESIDENCY APPLICATION
Name: _Ricky Bobby_______________ (_) Billy-Bob
(last) (_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_I) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)

Age: _69___
Sex: ____ M _____ F __Yes Please___ N/A
Shoe Size __9__ Left ___10_ Right


Occupation:
(_) Farmer
(_) Mechanic
(_) Hair Dresser
(I_) Un-employed


Spouse's Name: ___MOM_______________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_I) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet


Number of children living in household: _19__

Number that are yours: _4_

Mother's Name: ____MOM___________________

Father's Name: _______DAD________________ (If not sure, leave blank)


Education: 1 2 (3) 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (I_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

14__ Total number of vehicles you own
_1_ Number of vehicles that still crank
_13_ Number of vehicles in front yard
_???_ Number of vehicles in back yard
_10_ Number of vehicles on cement blocks


Firearms you own and where you keep them:
__4__ truck
__3__ bedroom
__4__ bathroom
__2__ kitchen
___1_ shed


Model and year of your pickup: ____CHEBBY_________ 194_1


Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; please explain:well hell yea!


Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer
(_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide
(_) Soap Opera Digest
(_I) Rifle and Shotgun


_7__ Number of times you've seen a UFO

_3__ Number of times you've seen Elvis

_2 I swear ta god man!__ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO


How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_I)Monthly
(_)Not Applicable


Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(I_)N/A


Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man


How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(I_)don't know

[venomous_svt]

New fender is on'ish, a few more moves to set the gaps POS!!!, Autolites are in, JLT is sitting on the table...Looking pretty good for racing!

F+++ JLT's instructions they might as well be written in latin! :flipoff:

[Timido]

Where is Kevin when you need him.

This is BAAAADDDD!

[bcoh5gt]

Odd
High(crack)
Idiots
Ohio state says it all by itself LOL SUCK IT

[Timido]

Odd
High(crack)
Idiots
Ohio state says it all by itself LOL SUCK IT

Um :eek:

[Smithr66]

Lmao...:lol:




Damn you just got called out Trent....:chicken: :Owned: :popcorn:

I'd say we are all getting called out by the state of Ohio!

[bcoh5gt]

:rofl: They are jealous

[venomous_svt]

damn buckeyes....:lol:

trent pm sent

[dedpedal]

Team DPR is heading out from here around 830 for anyone who wants to tagg along.

[MADMOD]

I'd say we are all getting called out by the state of Ohio!



:booty: That is what I have for those Buck's! They need to quit singing and strart bringing!:D

[craigels]

Team DPR is heading out from here around 830 for anyone who wants to tagg along.

Are you leaving from 3L at 830? Which way are you headed? We're planning on leaving at 800 from Alexandria... probably meet Matt in town and stop and put a few bucks of gas in the Mustang, which would put us at 471 at about 830.


Craig

[OrangeStang04]

Well I won't be bring my piece to Fillmores... I have some things to take car of...

[Timido]

Singing and Bringing what? What you got to sing about. I do like me some burbon thats the only real reason I go to kentucky.

[dedpedal]

Are you leaving from 3L at 830? Which way are you headed? We're planning on leaving at 800 from Alexandria... probably meet Matt in town and stop and put a few bucks of gas in the Mustang, which would put us at 471 at about 830.


Craig


Leaving my house. Im sure well gather a few people on the way.


As for you buckeyes, DONT make me bring out Dr PhilBilly on yer asses.

[Jeff88coupe]

Singing and Bringing what? What you got to sing about. I do like me some burbon thats the only real reason I go to kentucky.

Speaking of bourbon....I'll bring the bottle I got for ya with me tommorrow.

[bcoh5gt]

Shaun got his car done today, so I believe there will be a 3rd gen mullet machine in my driveway tonight bringing the property value down. We will be there at 8am as long as the chevy don't catch a cold sleeping with all the fords over here.

[MADMOD]

OMG...Shaun is going to race his car? It is going to snow tomorrow!:eek:

[bcoh5gt]

update he called at lunch and the wife said he needs to stay at home tonight and he is a big boy, he can get up on his own.... so I say count him out. Go figure

[JonS]

Good luck to everybody, I'm going to have to sit this one out. My wife is about to have our second kid and I have a feeling it could be tommorrow. I was loaded up and ready to go, but I decided I better not try it. If she happens to be doing better tommorrow I may try to run up and watch for a while.

[Smithr66]

My car is cleaned up and ready to rock!! Got my pulleys installed today

[Maximus]

Good luck to everybody, I'm going to have to sit this one out. My wife is about to have our second kid and I have a feeling it could be tommorrow. I was loaded up and ready to go, but I decided I better not try it. If she happens to be doing better tommorrow I may try to run up and watch for a while.

KICK ASS!!! Congrats on the baby on the way!! Keep us informed:bigthumb

[kennebellcobra]

[QUOTE=JonS;286666]Good luck to everybody, I'm going to have to sit this one out. My wife is about to have our second kid and I have a feeling it could be tommorrow. I was loaded up and ready to go, but I decided I better not try it. If she happens to be doing better tommorrow I may try to run up and watch for a while.[/QUOTE

Could it be a Powerfest baby;) Good luck Jon

[venomous_svt]

Im ready...Took all damn day, but ready nonetheless ....I just hope they wont give me shit about not having my license (fucking brother). See you all in the morning.

[Maximus]

Im ready...Took all damn day, but ready nonetheless ....I just hope they wont give me shit about not having my license (fucking brother). See you all in the morning.

Dont ask dont tell:HYF: :D

[331TwistedWedge]

all you bow legged, flat footed, pistol grippin, gun rack owning, cattle driving, kentucky hill jackers ~ leave your sisters/wives at home :lol: :lol: :lol:

[MADMOD]

You got that all wrong.....We will leave YOUR sister and wives at home.:cool1: