dedpedal
06-22-2007, 08:16 AM
Alabama Ten Commandments
Some people in Alabama have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the the Ten commandments. . Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle Alabama got together and translated the "King James" into simple folk language,.... ! no joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments:
(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma &Pa.
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin.'
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day.
Some people in Alabama have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the the Ten commandments. . Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle Alabama got together and translated the "King James" into simple folk language,.... ! no joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments:
(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma &Pa.
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin.'
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day.