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Black Horse
05-14-2007, 03:56 PM
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home and who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who
doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who
likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don' t know
each other.

Demonracer
05-14-2007, 04:01 PM
so so true.

Stang849
05-14-2007, 04:27 PM
funny funny

Holly
05-14-2007, 04:35 PM
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home and who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who
doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who
likes to be with you.



Some men are lucky enough to find all those traits in one woman. :tongue2:

NA/NOTCH
05-14-2007, 04:40 PM
THATS FUNNY!

kennebellcobra
05-14-2007, 04:52 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

bobtsgt
05-14-2007, 05:06 PM
haha nica

REDHOTGTGIRL
05-14-2007, 05:58 PM
Some men are lucky enough to find all those traits in one woman. :tongue2:

Damn straight Holly! ;)

Mr.Moontang
05-14-2007, 06:12 PM
you forgot they need to be under 5 foot 11

cobrajoe
05-14-2007, 06:22 PM
Where can I find One???? LOL:flipoff:

dedpedal
05-14-2007, 07:13 PM
I could rent mine out to teach other women how to do it, but she would only teach them how to crack the whip harder. (Yes honey, Ill get off the computer now and take out the trash and wash the dishes)

cobrajoe
05-14-2007, 08:01 PM
Hey does anyone fit into one of those categories, I am always looking for a mistress... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mista Bone
05-15-2007, 01:15 AM
I know a girl that fits most of those.......

She'll change your oil, make you pump the brakes when bleeding them, then grill dead cow while your showering.

A shame she'll be 19 in June.

Oh yeah, her dad and her do black powder shoots, she is on the cannon crew.

Drinks and swears enough to make a sailor blush, Jr. fan, thinks Pretty Boy Gordon is gay.......

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m307/bonespec/host/Jenn/Jen-Tater.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b93/irishluck313/Amuzement/222e2b60.jpg

Damn 21 yr age difference!

Oh yeah......she helps her step-dad in demo-derbys, can stick weld on heavy equipment laying a near perfect bead.....hyd. fluid doesn't bother her......

Paul408Notch
05-15-2007, 02:30 AM
I know a girl that fits most of those.......

She'll change your oil, make you pump the brakes when bleeding them, then grill dead cow while your showering.

A shame she'll be 19 in June.

Oh yeah, her dad and her do black powder shoots, she is on the cannon crew.

Drinks and swears enough to make a sailor blush, Jr. fan, thinks Pretty Boy Gordon is gay.......

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m307/bonespec/host/Jenn/Jen-Tater.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b93/irishluck313/Amuzement/222e2b60.jpg

Damn 21 yr age difference!

Oh yeah......she helps her step-dad in demo-derbys, can stick weld on heavy equipment laying a near perfect bead.....hyd. fluid doesn't bother her......

I hope I'm not the only one that finds this post creepy.

Maximus
05-15-2007, 02:49 AM
hey little girl, I have some candy!!:HYF:

RyanR
05-15-2007, 08:26 AM
Mista bones new ride

mach_u
05-15-2007, 10:01 AM
Mista bones new ride
BWAHAHAHA!!!!! :rofl:

Mista Bone
05-15-2007, 11:18 PM
not creepy, just good friends......

she's coming down tomorrow to buy my Trans Am, I never drive the dang thing.

Bluecrew07
05-15-2007, 11:23 PM
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home and who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who
doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who
likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don' t know
each other.
hahaha thats funny

Mista Bone
05-16-2007, 06:57 PM
not creepy, just good friends......

she's coming down tomorrow to buy my Trans Am, I never drive the dang thing.

Sad to see it go, but I only put 300 miles on it last year :(

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m307/bonespec/Trans%20Am/P5170005.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m307/bonespec/Trans%20Am/P5170006.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m307/bonespec/Trans%20Am/P5170007.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m307/bonespec/Trans%20Am/P5170003.jpg

PonymanfiveO
05-16-2007, 07:11 PM
That guys like "why the hell you tak'n picsures of my daughter!?"

Mista Bone
05-16-2007, 11:43 PM
Thats her BF Mr. Pat, not her dad.

beefcake
05-18-2007, 10:00 AM
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home and who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who
doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who
likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don' t know
each other.

lol, good stuff

Gene
05-18-2007, 11:32 AM
hey little girl, I have some candy!!:HYF:

:lol: :lol: :lol: