BigBadStang
04-24-2007, 05:57 PM
>>At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
>>
>>Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their
>>wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
>>concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if
>>they spend the entire night together.
>>
>>After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and
>>the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the
>>door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
>>
>>They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and
>>she prepares to go to sleep.
>>
>>After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
>>and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action".
>>
>>Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the
>>newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight
>>and leaves.
>>
>>She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is
>>back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old,
>>ready for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other.
>>
>>But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I
>>am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and
>>so often. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
>>
>>Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:
>>
>>........."You mean I was here already?"
>>
>>The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
>>
>>
>>Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their
>>wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is
>>concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if
>>they spend the entire night together.
>>
>>After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and
>>the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the
>>door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
>>
>>They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and
>>she prepares to go to sleep.
>>
>>After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,
>>and it's Wally. Again he is ready for more "action".
>>
>>Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the
>>newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight
>>and leaves.
>>
>>She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Wally is
>>back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old,
>>ready for more "action". And, once again they enjoy each other.
>>
>>But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I
>>am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and
>>so often. You are truly a great lover, Wally."
>>
>>Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:
>>
>>........."You mean I was here already?"
>>
>>The moral of the story: Senior moments have their advantages.
>>