Bubba's Home Security System

[Black Horse]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Earl, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:
I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. See you in a few minutes
Bubba

['92Stang]

Good Stuff:lol:

[MADMOD]

That is funny.....But I would bet a dollar it would really work:lol:

[PaulFiveOh]

Lol Yea it would haha. Screw Brinks!

[dedpedal]

When it gets warm out, I splatter red paint on the front porch and toss a few jehovah's wittness pamphlets in the paint. I can sleep on saterday mornings again.

[92coupe]

That's a good one Dave!

[Pops Fun]

:lol: I like it..