You MIGHT be a Stangbanger if....

[dedpedal]

1. you put something on the car backwards (valvecovers) and leave it because it looks better.
2. You put the wrong cam in TWICE.
3. You look forward to gatherings just to BS about Mustangs.
4 You have ever taken a perfectly good car apart (Craig) just to make it a bit quicker.
5. You have 20 different progects in mind and cant even finnish the one you are currently working on.
6. You put off paint and body work in order to redo the driveline in search of that elusive tenth.
7. You come up with stupid lists like this to justify your existence in the Mustang world.
8. Beer cans make good bling on your ride (me).
9.You would rather drive your race car to work than drive your work car to race.
10.You roll the window down when you see a semi trailer with the brakes locked up in the middle of winter and relish the smell of burning rubber.


OK now start adding your own to the list.

[Gene]

11. You wind up racing your work car because your race car still isn't finished.

[Black Horse]

12. You have a bigger supply of broken parts then those that are not.

[Byrd Man]

13. Your best smelling cologne for that special evening is Turbo Blue.

[Maximus]

14. Your jackstands are always being used.

[shoman1997]

15. your back wheels are in the air more then the front wheels.:lol:

[Black Horse]

16. You can remeber the firing order of a SBF but not your significant other's birthday
17. You bitch about the cost of gas per gallon but never the price per 16 oz. of beer.
18. You spend more time wrenching on your buddies' cars while yours sits in need of serious work.

[Byrd Man]

19. You plan your vacations around Ford Racing Events.
20. Your Christmas Tree says "NHRA" down the middle of it.

[Mista Bone]

21. You bitch about the price of gas cutting into your Keyrock (Beast Ice) budget.
22. You have a car drop/fall off the jack, killing the oil pan.
23. You've spent the past 7 weekends going out of town to help friends, yet never have time to build your own motor.

[Stangman]

24. You continue to pour money into your "daily driver" to make it faster when your true project(s) continues to sit... :D

[PonymanfiveO]

25. you never get any work done on your car because your always on the board reading.

[RACEME]

26. if 821-2221 is the most called number on your phone bill.
27. you have waaay more pictures/video of you car than your family.

[Mr.Moontang]

25. you never get any work done on your car because your always on the board reading.

Wow, that hits home.....;)

[Holly]

24. You continue to pour money into your "daily driver" to make it faster when your true project(s) continues to sit... :D


:rofl:

I know a certain somebody that was guilty of that a few years ago. ;)

[MADMOD]

28. You know Stangbangerz peeps by there car and not by there name

[Black Horse]

28a)...or by their screen name and not their real name

[Stangman]

:rofl:

I know a certain somebody that was guilty of that a few years ago. ;)

Must be talking about the coupe :)

I know that I am guilty of it for sure, 3 other projects and I cant stop tinkering with the '94 GT daily driver/race car/beater car/project car :rolleyes:

[dedpedal]

29. You cant think of any motorised vehicle without imagining what it would sound like under boost (or nitrous).
30.You can remember when you made your best run, but forget to put underware on in the morning ( you remember when you zip something up in the zipper).

[R825OH]

31.You keep buying parts for "the next project" before you have the1st one done

[untamed]

32. You race home from work (not to sit on the couch) but to hit the computer chair to see who all is on the board and to read the new posts.

[MrsAPE]

33. you laughed your ass off while reading all the above!

[Mista Bone]

34. you've spit beer/water/pop all over the computer keyboard/monitor reading one of Kevins stories.

[theloneranger]

35. maxed out credit cards, and their statements contain gasoline and parts/repair manual (magazine) purchases.
36. no spark, no fuel but you won't junk it, no matter what the women says.
37. you'd rather get greasy and fix it in one saturday (or 50) than take it to the shop

[Byrd Man]

38. Back window of your everyday vehicle is covered with contingency stickers.

[firestang70]

39. When the Dirty Dozen is a goal and not a movie.

[Rob]

40. You would rather spend 3,000 dollars on your 5 year project car than 30 bucks to maintain your daily driver. (me)

[Foxxx5oh]

41. when you just cant help but do a burnout while leaving a QS&L or Hooters

[331TwistedWedge]

42. your buddies (make a thread) with your picture up to find you a date! :o

[Foxxx5oh]

43. you get weird stares when you refer to mustangs by the year and trim in normal conversations

[92coupe]

44. when you have 10 times more $$ in your car than it books for.

45. when your driveway looks like a mustang cruise in year round.

46. when people you dont know stop by to ask a question about a mustang.

[plated]

if u say what ever the hell u want at any given time,hey what gives me the right to say what i want:flipoff: don't walk in the place like you own it........walk in like you don't give a fuck who owns the place:cool1:

[Foxxx5oh]

48. when cracker ass cracker and hey guy, have been permanantly implanted into your vocabulary

[plated]

1.if u use a $100 explorer motor to whipp up on high dollar fully built&tuned stroker motors:lol: 2.if your console has an assortment of left over screws 6. if u use pocket change to stay on the dirty dozen :D 3. if u put a turbo on your car then everyone in the neibor hood does :rolleyes: then you put an automatic in your car ,then everyone in the neiborhood does :rolleyes: 4.we all knew a cool dude that started this site:angel: rip vinny 5.if u laugh to your self while reading post's 6. or if u get salty when u can log on:mad: 7.if u take hi-performance parts in trade for paintjobs

['92Stang]

#50. Just when you think your stang is looking good. You log on, and get a reality check:o

[Stangman]

#50. Just when you think your stang is looking good. You log on, and get a reality check:o

Aww.. poor guy, yours will be nice one day.... U buy the bond-o and sandpaper, I'll bring the stud-welder, grinder, and body hammers and I'll help ya out one day:bigthumb

And by the way, i feel the same way :(

[Maximus]

Heres my Top Ten:

10. You can actually make out what Plated is saying:D
9. Rick has forever transformed "the" into "teh"
8. You use to get up early in the am (before I would wake up and delete my rants) to read what or whom I was ranting about.
7. Your ass is saved by an underage, adult drinking in the campground yellin, "FU-- YOU PIG!!!" Drunk Donny I think was his name???
6. You've had atleast 4 or more fellow Stangbangerz working on your ride.
5. You have witnessed first hand, me Hammered at an event.
4. You have won a $100 bet from me, (drinking thing again)
3. You actually can say you saw an UFO in New Richmond AND you saw people dancing under it and drinking mass quantities.
2. I LOVE YOU GUY isnt a GAY statement.

And last but certainly not least......

1. You actually witnessed.....THE CAMARO SONG!!!!!

[KisorPerformanc]

#51: You aren't the least bit afraid of getting Tased' knowing if you can handle a 6AL hit trying to find that dead cylinder

[Foxxx5oh]

what about those of us that "played" the camaro song with you at the halloween party....LOL

[MADMOD]

Heres my Top Ten:

10. You can actually make out what Plated is saying:D
9. Rick has forever transformed "the" into "teh"
8. You use to get up early in the am (before I would wake up and delete my rants) to read what or whom I was ranting about.
7. Your ass is saved by an underage, adult drinking in the campground yellin, "FU-- YOU PIG!!!" Drunk Donny I think was his name???
6. You've had atleast 4 or more fellow Stangbangerz working on your ride.
5. You have witnessed first hand, me Hammered at an event.
4. You have won a $100 bet from me, (drinking thing again)
3. You actually can say you saw an UFO in New Richmond AND you saw people dancing under it and drinking mass quantities.
2. I LOVE YOU GUY isnt a GAY statement.

And last but certainly not least......

1. You actually witnessed.....THE CAMARO SONG!!!!!


Is #7 from Bowling Greene?

[Dirtyd0g]

#52 You new neighbor calls zoning on you for having cars without tags so you put a tarp over it, place no trespassing signs, flip them the bird and continue doing great big smokey burnouts in front of their house at all hours of the night..

[slvr87cpe]

#53 Your neighbor calls you and your friends a bunch of mustang hillbillies:bigthumb

[Foxxx5oh]

54. you jump online to post every mustang you see that has mods to see if its someone here

[Whyucryn]

A few good laughs here, lol.

[beefcake]

19. You plan your vacations around Ford Racing Events.


You been talking to Jen?

[Kevin1989]

HOLY old thread batman, some funny stuff on here for sure!

[dedpedal]

Amazing how the old stuff still carckes people up.

[5.0calypso93lx]

7. Your ass is saved by an underage, adult drinking in the campground yellin, "FU-- YOU PIG!!!" Drunk Donny I think was his name???

What campground was this at? I started camping with my GF's fam down at roundabouts campground down off 52 and have camped out with a drunken Donnie a few times lol.

[dedpedal]

What campground was this at? I started camping with my GF's fam down at roundabouts campground down off 52 and have camped out with a drunken Donnie a few times lol.

That was the picnic table incident. It was some methed out 15 yr old name Daniel and he was convinced to jump the fire a few times screaming "Im Drunk Daniel!" Then later he was yelling at the police who were hassling us over the table that was in the fire. A story in itself that one!

[plated]

you might be a stangbangert if your rims cost more than your car:tard:

[Blowpastyou]

You might me a Stangbanger if you sell one project car because your tired of spending money, and end up spending evenmore on the next car.... Or wait maybe that's me being an idiot... Yep... That's it. Forget all previously written..lol

[skeptiq]

5. You have 20 different progects in mind and cant even finnish the one you are currently working on.


Sooo true...

Good thread... made me literally lol several times.

Ben

[Stang88]

55: You may be a Stangbanger if you have changed your muffler/exhaust setup 3 times in quest for less drone, just to find yourself throwing a set of original 40 series back on .....and dumping them.

[Yellow98Cobra]

56. If you know that beefcake won't have the same car at the fall cruise he rolled in during the spring cruise .

[Stang88]

56: If Plated has painted "something" on your car
57: If Mustangboy has powder coated "something" for your car
58: You are slightly annoyed now when you search on Google:" Mustang + 5.0 + etc." and you get websites for the new 2011 5.0 and not the fox body.

[Stang88]

56. If you know that beefcake won't have the same car at the fall cruise he rolled in during the spring cruise .

or when beefcake is going to Edgewater to run, just find out he shows up in a bike. Lol..

[93RedNotch]

59: When the street infront of your house has mutiple burnout marks from mutiple diffrent mustangs
60: You spend more time on the board then working at school/work

[Stang88]

61: When you have a shortcut link to Stangbangerz forum on your blackberry or smartphone, and you are always signed in..

[03z06vette]

62. when you type a 5 paragraph drunk rant and then delete it. Unless you're Craig then you just post it!!

[blown96cobra]

63. when your wife reviews your posts to see how much $ you have spent this week.

[Kevin1989]

64. If you have sat on the computer with the site up refreshing to try to find new post.

[93RedNotch]

65. the first 2 questions you ask someone driving a mustang is 1. "whats done to it?" and 2. "are you on sbz?"

[Kevin1989]

59: When the street infront of your house has mutiple burnout marks from mutiple diffrent mustangs


i still feel really bad about that.... wait no i dont :D

[Stang88]

#52 You new neighbor calls zoning on you for having cars without tags so you put a tarp over it, place no trespassing signs, flip them the bird and continue doing great big smokey burnouts in front of their house at all hours of the night..

I'm guilty for laying a couple marks in front of yours, right before you built my awesome transmission....lol. It was one last ooh-rah for the old one.

[BIGRED Z]

66: You own a house, but live in the barn next door (Dickmann's) and when people come to visit, they check the barn first! :eek:

[BIGRED Z]

67: The best rendition of the Stangbangerz logo was written in one long drunken stream of urine. :D

68: You've cruised in the first GAC, raced all the way back, stopped at Hustler's and almost got kicked out for lewd conduct...in a porno store...really? Brenda...Cracker...Paul...anyone? LOL

[BIGRED Z]

Had to keep goin so I'd get 69!!

69: You own an F-Body, but would hang with the Stangbangerz to drink!

[Maximus]

67: The best rendition of the Stangbangerz logo was written in one long drunken stream of urine. :D

68: You've cruised in the first GAC, raced all the way back, stopped at Hustler's and almost got kicked out for lewd conduct...in a porno store...really? Brenda...Cracker...Paul...anyone? LOL

I just posted that video on TJs FB. Brenda about killed Eric and I!! :eek:

[dedpedal]

Lewd conduct from this group? Thats as natural as pissing after a 12 pack.

[Stangman]

70. If you're on Stangbangerz at work, more than you are working (doing that right now!)

[Stang88]

70: You may be a Stangbanger if you feel like typing, "TTT.." after not getting a repsonse from Human Resources in your coprorate email.

[graysonracin]

I was in bowling green for the picnic table event, it was drunk daniel and he also kept jumping over the fire lol! I remember the JUG i think we were calling it was there, it was quite the mix of booze. Matt Johnson also had the mobile bar with him, i mean the old red gt that was blastin the stroke song from billy squire i think( you guys know the song) and the 55 gallon tote filled with every liquor known to man. I think it was the next morning vinny climbed out of his tent in some boots and boxers on lol! Goodtimes! Me and jen ewing hauled the table over and then it ended up in the fire.

[relaxednoma]

33. You're on the forum and don't own a mustang (guilty lol)

[PKFIRE]

71. You can justify the cost of performance parts but can not justify spending money on what you really need.

[Mustard]

71. You can justify the cost of performance parts but can not justify spending money on what you really need.

Dont you judge me lol

[COOP]

72. you ever ordered a ' stangbanger' at o' charlies in eastgate

[Blowpastyou]

Some good points here.... Hit home on too many

[84stang]

73. If your fondest memories follow the words "Hold my Beer watch this"

[PKFIRE]

Dont you judge me lol

haha- I think we're all guilty here

74. Buying tires without the thought of ever having to rotate them.