Slimey little twinkle toed pole smoker!

[dedpedal]

You think Ill ever help you out again , youre sorely mistaken!I dont give a rats ass if you DID buy the beer, it wasnt my fault! YOU put the jack there and Im not giving you a damn penny for a new oilpan and pickup. KMA LMD CAC AND SO ON!

[Black Horse]

Oh oh........

[331TwistedWedge]

im rolling ... who is this towards? ... i know the kma, lmd - but i dont know the CAC ... twinkle toed pole smoker :lol: anyway im rolling :rofl:

[dedpedal]

Sometimes people just get under my skin. The asshole will probably chime in how its my fault that he placed the jack under the oilpan and lifted the car with it.

[wild87stang]

Sometimes people just get under my skin. The asshole will probably chime in how its my fault that he placed the jack under the oilpan and lifted the car with it.

:eek: :dummy:

[DeckerEnt]

You did tell me it was alright to lift the car there. I can't believe you are going to argue this again. We had words at the shop about it. Now you bring it up in here....

[DeckerEnt]

And you left me to clean up the oil...Bastard.

[dedpedal]

Youre damn right! You should know better than to lift a car by the pan. I couldnt squat that far to see and you said
it looks like its on the crossmember" If you cant tell the difference between the two, you should be driving a mustang!

[DeckerEnt]

Don't you dare show your face at my shop again. I don't care what you need done.

[dedpedal]

Id rather have my carpet cleaned by Stevie Wonder. At least he has the mentality to feel before he jacks.

[DeckerEnt]

Don't turn this around on me.. You were the one looking at it. I was at the other end of the jack.

[DeckerEnt]

Don't insult my workmanship. At least when I stick something on a window, it stays there unlike the SBZ one that used to be on the pile...

[dedpedal]

Don't insult my workmanship. At least when I stick something on a window, it stays there unlike the SBZ one that used to be on the pile...

Just because that heap doesnt deserve an SBZ sticker! The sticker probably jumped ship just like a rat on a sinking ship. You asshole!:flipoff:

[DeckerEnt]

Half of it blew off that night I hit 80 on 275. I had to scrape the rest of it off cause it looked like sh*t

[DeckerEnt]

My heap is starting out on a better foot than your blue piece of crap. You drove it how many days this year so far??

[cobrajoe]

:eek: uh oh!
:wave:

[DeckerEnt]

I know one thing, you are getting me an oil pan and pick up. Even if I have to come over and take it off your POS

[dedpedal]

My blue POC has more runs and history than that primered pile will live to see. Dont even try to compare.

[DeckerEnt]

Then again it would probably be the wrong one . You know how good of a parts buyer you are...

[DeckerEnt]

I would put the pile against your POS any day on a long trip. You would probably blow a head gasket getting out of your driveway.

[dedpedal]

I know one thing, you are getting me an oil pan and pick up. Even if I have to come over and take it off your POS

Just because you got a 5.0 doesnt mean you know anything. Just keep asking dumbass questions and youll see how quick you get the cold shoulder.oh wait, you allready got one from ME!

[DeckerEnt]

Just because you can rant like a drunken baffoon doesn't mean people like you.

[DeckerEnt]

Half the rants you post were my starting ideas anyway...remember,

[DeckerEnt]

I would buy the first case of that sorry excuse for a beer keystone light and we would spend hours talking about what to post next...so fake..

[dedpedal]

Half the rants you post were my starting ideas anyway...remember,

Thats only because you were the REASON behind my rant. Dont call me when that piece of shit gets stuck on the side of the road due to driver error.

[DeckerEnt]

Driver error!!! You won't tell anyone about all the times I had to come and get your ass cause you got the wrong part, or you broke a bolt, or whatever...

[dedpedal]

Driver error!!! You won't tell anyone about all the times I had to come and get your ass cause you got the wrong part, or you broke a bolt, or whatever...

Yea, and you learned alot from my mistakes, I guess this is ONE mistake I didnt make on my car. Welcome to the club and quit bitching that it was my fault.

[DeckerEnt]

Here is the real deal. Yes I got the beer tonight. We had jacked the pile up a few times adjusting the clutch cable and the last time, He was closest to the car and I was jacking the car up. He said you look good so I raised the jack. All of a sudden the car shifted and the oil started to pour down. The pan is crushed and I am sure the pick up is mangled too.. He owes me a pan cause he said I was good to go

[dedpedal]

I allways say that!

[tmotorsports]

this is april fools right?

[DeckerEnt]

I guess it finally came around and bit you in the ass then. Find a new place to do your tint jobs on the side and get me an oil pan you lazy son of a bitch.

[DeckerEnt]

t...You didn't have to clean up the oil..

['92Stang]

Damn this is entertaining. But, I hope thats all it is (entertainment):confused: I mean C'mon 2 buddies drinkin' a few beers working on the car in the garage. Don't think the pan was crushed intentionally. Not worth losing a friend over. Life's too dang short:) IMO, Mike

[DeckerEnt]

I am out an oil pan and he has to get me one..That is all I am saying..

[dedpedal]

I aint saying nothing .... Yet.

[DeckerEnt]

This is the last straw. I can't take it any more. Kevin thinks he is king of SBZ cause he got me to join, Well I have been around a while now and have gotten to know a few people and I just don't need him any more.

[dedpedal]

I am out an oil pan and he has to get me one..That is all I am saying..

If you hadnt been such an ass when it happened, I would give you a pan.

[DeckerEnt]

It was your fault. You owe me.

['92Stang]

this is april fools right?

:agree: , Thats what I'm thinkin' too;)

[dedpedal]

This is the last straw. I can't take it any more. Kevin thinks he is king of SBZ cause he got me to join, Well I have been around a while now and have gotten to know a few people and I just don't need him any more.
Im far from the king and I dont give a rats ass what other people think. Im as good now as I ever was (in bed once) and will be for the forseeable future.:cool1:

[dsmawd350]

yep april fools

[DeckerEnt]

I am not your Bitch and if you ever show your face at my shop. I will call the police and have you hauled off to jail

[dedpedal]

This may be entertaining to some, but not me

[DeckerEnt]

You used to be a good friend. This is shit. Good bye.

[cobrajoe]

:agree: , Thats what I'm thinkin' too;)

:agree:

[92coupe]

You two need to sober up and kiss in the morning!

Oil pan and tube aint worth your friendship.

[PaulFiveOh]

I would rather have Stevie Wonder Clean my carpet.....

ROFL LMFAO

[dedpedal]

And another thing: Ive busted knuckles for hours and havent even BEEN invited for a ride(so I could decline since I have some standards) much less been offered to drive it. I felt sorry for you way back when you had that 19 second Dodge and let you drive my 86 GT.

[DeckerEnt]

Oh. Dont get me started about your past rides...

[dedpedal]

Oh. Dont get me started about your past rides...
And have I ever asked you to work on my past beaters? No? I didnt think so.

[DeckerEnt]

That red POS with the turbo...please, it clanked so hard every time it hit a pebble in the road, I thought I was going to fall out the floor....

[DeckerEnt]

I think I will call my company lawyer in the AM. He will at least listen to my side of this story..

[dedpedal]

That red POS with the turbo...please, it clanked so hard every time it hit a pebble in the road, I thought I was going to fall out the floor....
You should be used to things clanking around. Ive seen your work truck. besides, that 4 cyl was quicker than that so called "pile".

[dedpedal]

I think I will call my company lawyer in the AM. He will at least listen to my side of this story..

Sure, since hes on retainer as many times as you get sued for crappy work.

[DeckerEnt]

You think you are broke and down and out now, just wait till he gets through with you.

[DeckerEnt]

That was an honest mistake and you know it.

[DeckerEnt]

I can't believe I came back for more.. You will get a call in the AM.

[dedpedal]

That was an honest mistake and you know it.

DUDE! Taking a piss in the corner of a customers bedroom and trying to clean it up before she noticed?????

[DeckerEnt]

My lawyer told me not to comment on anything connected to that.

[DeckerEnt]

You have to admit to some wrong doing here. I didn't start lifting the car till you told me it was ok. Then the oil started pouring.... it was your fault..

[92coupe]

:popcorn: 35 minutes to go!

[dedpedal]

The sig is low dude, but I dont get mad, I get even

[DeckerEnt]

Stop messing with my profile. I hate that.

[dedpedal]

Stop messing with my profile. I hate that.

If I was gonna mess with your profile, it would be a helluva lot more interesting.

[DeckerEnt]

I think that is slander...

[DeckerEnt]

In light of all 4 pages, hope you all enjoyed the april fools rant. Have a good one.
Keith and Kev

[dedpedal]

In light of of all 4 pages, we hope you all enjoyed our april fools rant. have a good one!
Kev and Keith

[PonymanfiveO]

I dont feel so bad for laughing as I read those last three pages now.

A few Keystones and Kev gets so creative.:rolleyes:

[dedpedal]

I dont feel so bad for laughing as I read those last three pages now.

A few Keystones and Kev gets so creative.:rolleyes:
I had help and I think it was his idea too!

[PaulFiveOh]

Lol That was Fun!

[85_SS_302_Coupe]

Sorry guys i didn't buy into it....i don't really know either of you too well, but i know better than to think a fight like this would last 4 pages without making it to the whipping room :D

[bobtsgt]

that was pretty damn funny guys. after the 2nd page you could tell it was all in fun but still pretty damn funny. A+

[Black Horse]

That was fun to watch - and you did it for 4 pages without making any physical threats to each other ;)

[Gene]

That was fun to watch - and you did it for 4 pages without making any physical threats to each other ;)

That's the difference between two (relatively ;) ) intelligent people going at each other vs. two mouthbreathers.

That was funny as hell, Kevin. Nice job. :bigthumb

['92Stang]

I think I will call my company lawyer in the AM. He will at least listen to my side of this story..
I was 60% sure it was april fools at this point.

DUDE! Taking a piss in the corner of a customers bedroom and trying to clean it up before she noticed?????

I was 100% here:lol: , Good stuff:bigthumb

[DeckerEnt]

That was pretty fun last night. Me and Kev were on the phone for some of it. Glad to serve up some entertainment for you all.
Keith

[cobrajoe]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My cat sends his regards!!!

This is for you two guys!!!!

[dedpedal]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My cat sends his regards!!!

This is for you two guys!!!!
Sorry you didnt enjoy it, but why on gods green earth would you have a picture of a naked midget on your computer?

[Mr.Moontang]

Sorry, but why on gods green earth would you have a picture of a naked midget on your computer?

I have a few but there of female midgets...that way my porn collection takes up less room!!!:flipoff:

[dedpedal]

I have a few but there of female midgets...that way my porn collection takes up less room!!!:flipoff:

Well? I would expect that from you, we all know your midget porn fantasies.

[R825OH]

YOu guys aree too much, y'all better go have some Keyrocks:bigthumb

[cobrajoe]

Sorry you didnt enjoy it, but why on gods green earth would you have a picture of a naked midget on your computer?

:lol: :lol: :lol: Who said I did'nt enjoy it!!!!
Plus dedpedal now you have some more ammo for photochop!!!!:bigthumb

[dedpedal]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Who said I did'nt enjoy it!!!!
Plus dedpedal now you have some more ammo for photochop!!!!:bigthumb

Thanks, but unfortunatly I dont have a working PS proggy on this PC

[Greg Seibert]

I actually was deciding which one of my pans and pick-ups I would donate to the Pile to stop this shyt. ;)

[04 mustang]

Funny, very funny.