BlazinEagle
03-05-2007, 06:39 PM
Words of Wisdom
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of
me,
> for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. In fact, just
leave
> me alone.
>
> 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and
a
> leaky tire.
>
> 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
> neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
>
> 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
> promoted.
>
> 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
>
> 6 Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
>
> 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
> car payments.
>
> 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes.
> That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have
> their shoes.
>
> 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
>
> 10. Give a man a fish and he wll eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish,
> and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
>
> 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
> probably worth it.
>
> 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
>
> 13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
>
> 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and
put
> it back in your pocket.
>
> 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
>
> 17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark
side,
> and it holds the universe together.
>
> 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
>
> 19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
> moving.
>
> 20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.
>
> 21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>
> 22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
laxative
> on the same night.
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of
me,
> for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. In fact, just
leave
> me alone.
>
> 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and
a
> leaky tire.
>
> 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
> neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
>
> 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
> promoted.
>
> 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
>
> 6 Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
>
> 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
> car payments.
>
> 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes.
> That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have
> their shoes.
>
> 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
>
> 10. Give a man a fish and he wll eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish,
> and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
>
> 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
> probably worth it.
>
> 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
>
> 13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
>
> 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
>
> 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and
put
> it back in your pocket.
>
> 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
>
> 17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark
side,
> and it holds the universe together.
>
> 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
>
> 19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
> moving.
>
> 20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.
>
> 21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>
> 22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
laxative
> on the same night.