dedpedal
03-01-2007, 11:05 AM
While walking through the Stone Mountain State Park
woods, a man came upon another man hugging a tree
with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the
heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree,"
the other man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK."
He wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed
his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped
a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry,
and car keys then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw
this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked,
"What the hell happened to you?"
He told the guy the who le terrible story about how he
got there. When he finished telling his story, the other
guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind
him, kissed him gently behind the ear, and said, "This
just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake."
woods, a man came upon another man hugging a tree
with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the
heck are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree,"
the other man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK."
He wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed
his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped
a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry,
and car keys then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw
this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked,
"What the hell happened to you?"
He told the guy the who le terrible story about how he
got there. When he finished telling his story, the other
guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind
him, kissed him gently behind the ear, and said, "This
just ain't gonna be your day, Cupcake."