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dedpedal
02-05-2007, 10:27 AM
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door. The trucker
lowers
the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Heather & you're losing some of
your
load." The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up & knocks on the door. Again, the
trucker
lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly,
"Hi, my name is Heather, & you're losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the
street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of
breath,
the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The

trucker rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather,
&
you're losing some of your load!" When the light turns green, the
trucker
revs up & races to the next light. When he stops this time, he
hurriedly
gets out of the truck, & runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her
window, & after she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter in Colorado & I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!"