dedpedal
02-05-2007, 09:10 AM
AN ELDERLY MAN WALKS INTO A CONFESSIONAL. THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION ENSUES:
MAN: "I AM 92 YEARS OLD, HAVE A WONDERFUL WIFE OF 70 YEARS, MANY CHILDREN, GRANDCHILDREN AND GREAT GRAND CHILDREN. YESTERDAY I PICKED UP TWO COLLEGE GIRLS, HITCHHIKING. WE WENT TO A MOTEL, WHERE I HAD SEX WITH EACH OF THEM THREE TIMES."
PRIEST: "ARE YOU SORRY FOR YOUR SINS?"
MAN: "WHAT SINS?"
PRIEST: "WHAT KIND OF CATHOLIC ARE YOU?"
MAN: "I'M JEWISH."
PRIEST: "WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME ALL THIS?"
MAN: "I'M 92 YEARS OLD... I'M TELLING EVERYONE."
MAN: "I AM 92 YEARS OLD, HAVE A WONDERFUL WIFE OF 70 YEARS, MANY CHILDREN, GRANDCHILDREN AND GREAT GRAND CHILDREN. YESTERDAY I PICKED UP TWO COLLEGE GIRLS, HITCHHIKING. WE WENT TO A MOTEL, WHERE I HAD SEX WITH EACH OF THEM THREE TIMES."
PRIEST: "ARE YOU SORRY FOR YOUR SINS?"
MAN: "WHAT SINS?"
PRIEST: "WHAT KIND OF CATHOLIC ARE YOU?"
MAN: "I'M JEWISH."
PRIEST: "WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME ALL THIS?"
MAN: "I'M 92 YEARS OLD... I'M TELLING EVERYONE."