bobtsgt
02-02-2007, 09:16 AM
Sorry but my moms from Kentucky and I like to make fun of her when I can.
Some thoughts about Kentucky...
A guy from Kentucky passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you
call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
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How can you tell if a Kentucky redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Kentucky
to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Kentucky? Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented? Kentucky. If it had been invented
anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D.?" The driver replies, "Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the State capital of Kentucky burned down! Yep.
Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too.
Both books-poof ! - up in flames and the governer hadn't even
finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Kentucky. When a couple gets
divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a mudslide. The
bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?''
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania." The bartender looks at
him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?" "I'm taxidermist,"
said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks,
"What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
"The man says,"I mount animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the wholebar.."It's okay
boys, he's one of us!
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Some thoughts about Kentucky...
A guy from Kentucky passed away and left his entire estate to his
beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you
call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How can you tell if a Kentucky redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Kentucky
to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Kentucky? Documentaries.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where was the toothbrush invented? Kentucky. If it had been invented
anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D.?" The driver replies, "Bout wut?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Did you hear about the State capital of Kentucky burned down! Yep.
Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too.
Both books-poof ! - up in flames and the governer hadn't even
finished coloring one of them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A new law was recently passed in Kentucky. When a couple gets
divorced, they are STILL cousins.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a mudslide. The
bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?''
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania." The bartender looks at
him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?" "I'm taxidermist,"
said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks,
"What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
"The man says,"I mount animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the wholebar.."It's okay
boys, he's one of us!
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